i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
I've decided it's okay if I take a pregnancy test every month. Then I can be like, "Good job, self, way to not procreate this month!"
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