Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
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