So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
Went up to some dude that hit on Laura and told him he has a voice like a grandma. Apparently didnt have muscles or kindness like grandma so can you pick me up at the ER please?
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
Randomize
