i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
Randomize
