I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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