he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
Oh god. It's like a broken faucet. My guts sound like a bilge pump clogged with golf balls and cake frosting.
Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
Waking up next to a guy you don't remember going home with and the first thing you say is: where is my tiara? = successful birthday
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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