The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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