We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
Randomize
