This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
Apparently I've texted the word shitfucked so much it auto-completes it now.
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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