I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
I think my grandma died before she was convinced I was straight
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
Some lady found my secret pooping bathroom at work. Do I fight her Highlander style? I made or may not be fashioning a crude sword from seat covers and toilet paper rolls.
Do it. DO IT. There can be only one.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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