The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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