Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
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