i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
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