I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
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