i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
Last night started off great but became the saddest day of my life when i was drunk in a hotel room eating day old mac and cheese out of a yatzee cup with a coffee lid as a spoon...
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
I'm gonna fight the coyote
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
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