i just google imaged poop.
dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
Sorry I don't make house calls. You wanna get blown you come over here. It's like rock paper scissors but vagina ALWAYS beats penis
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
Simultaneously sexting while making brunch plans. Multitasking at its gayest.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
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