She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
I just got a snapchat of a flaccid penis with the caption "happy belated valentine's day." What did I do to deserve this
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
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