I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
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