Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
I asked him if his doormat had a name, then proceeded to sit on it for the next 30 minutes while signing that magic carpet ride song from aladdin.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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