she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
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