is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
What are you doing St Patricks day? I'm banned from all work parties with open bar ever since the cinco de mayo party that I dumped a drink on my co-workers head and played air guitar on my boss' ankle cast.
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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