Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
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