The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
No one should have to go to work between Christmas and New Years, but here I am twirling in my office chair and putting Jack in my coffee like I’m back in college studying for finals.
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
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