we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
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