too bad you live with your parents still
I'm single ladies-ing it in my kitchen alone. after I just made an intense new breakup cd and before I drown my sorrows by marinating alone in my jacuzzi later. I cant tell if this is a new low or a new high
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
Got out of the uber to projectile vomit in the McDonald's drive thru. Gonna take a break from the Cuervo for a while.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
Randomize
