wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
my mom just served us mashed potatoes with an ice cream scoop. When I asked her why, she said she thought it would make dinner 'more fancy'...
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
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