Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
I asked her if she wanted to make this a permanent exclusive thing instead of a fuck buddy thing, and she just looked at me like I'm an idiot.
That's because you are an idiot.
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
Who put the fucking tampon in my Mike's hard lemonade?
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
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