the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
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