cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
If there's so much of a hint of a whisper from somebody I didn't tell personally, I will cut off your balls with a chainsaw, cauterize the wound with a flaming rusty spoon, feed your balls to your dog, and feed them to you when he shits them out, capiche?
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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