im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
dude you were so wasted last night you ate a sandwich made out of tomatos, cheese, doritos, salt & pepper. Then you heated it in the micro for 5 min to melt the cheese.
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
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