I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
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