You can't special order awesome
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
i dont even know how to be here
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
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