Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ?
Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
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