i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
Why are all the lights on in my house? Every single one. Someone should turn them off but I'm the only one here and I'm sure as hell not doin it.
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
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