hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
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