Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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