What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
Not only did a random toaster end up in my house last night, it's also full of skittles.
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
Jesus Christ. How the fuck do you not tell someone that your wife can see on the phone bill who you text and how many times ?
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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