I feel great
I just peed on a car
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
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