Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
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