nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
Oops wrong number
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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