i already hear my dad disowning me
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
I just saved him in my contacts as "Has 2 kids.. don't drunk text"
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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