how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
P.S. I can't hear my feet
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
Accidentally donated half a joint to Kiwanis with the spare change from my car's ashtray. I hope those kids appreciate it.
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
Randomize
