we're blogging at a bar
Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
I can't put those talents on a resume
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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