Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
I am spending my child support on dildos
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
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