I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
Sorry dude, one minute I was flirting with a bachelorette party from Dallas and the next I’m being tied to the bed by the bride
Trying to wrangle us an invite to the wedding
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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