One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
Are we still banned from the library?
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
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