Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
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