Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
So my flight takes off at 8am. Does this mean I need to break my airport bar pre-flight ritual?
Aren't you the one who taught me that airports are the judgement-free drinking zone?
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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