I hate your face
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
Randomize
