You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
If the people you’re with use the word tequila in a sentence with phrases like hair of the dog or breakfast of champions...run awsy
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