So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
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